Danger Zone (Tuesday, April 21, 1998 Part 8)

CNWF²
DANGER ZONE
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San Bernardino, California
Cox Arena
Tuesday, April 21, 1998
Time: 09:42:00 p.m. {Eighth Segment}
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Knee Johnson, Dexter Copeland, and Frenchie Parker are on hand for the final segment of Danger Zone.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Welcome back! If you have missed the rest of the night... shame shame shame! We know your name!

Dexter Copeland: I think what he's tryin' ta say is if ya didn't tune in to da othah parts of the show... too bad, sucka'!

Knee Johnson: We're all in for a real treat now, though. Malibu Mike Donovan is takin' on Jason Agony with Donovan's World title on the line! Man... I can't wait for this to happen!

Frenchie Parker: Everyone definitely in eager anticipation of the upcoming matchup... and rightfully so! This could be the last time we ever see Donovan facing Agony... so get your VCR's rolling! This is one for the record books.

Knee Johnson: No matter how this one ends, this one is worth the tape it's recorded on.

Dexter Copeland: Yeah... too bad you gonna be on it!

Frenchie Parker: What's this?

{cut to shot of the walkway}
A strange man is making his way down the walkway as boos begin to erupt from the audience. The man seems to be dressed as a rabbi and is carrying a torah in his hands.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: That's the Rabbi! What's he doin' here?

Knee Johnson: I hope he ain't coming over here!

Dexter Copeland: What? You scared of a li'l' ol' rabbi?

Knee Johnson: He's a pretty tough guy! He'd knock your teeth down your throat! In that case, I hope he comes here so he'll do just that!

Dexter Copeland: Man... you got some serious pro'lems.

{cut to shot of the commentary table facing the Rabbi}
Sure enough, the Rabbi makes his way to the commentary table. When he gets there, he sets the torah on the table, then says something the cameras barely pick up.

The Rabbi: Don't touch it. It's holy.

{commentary}
Dexter Copeland: Wha...?

{ringside}
The Rabbi now goes under the ring apron and pulls out a standard table and sets it up so it's facing the walkway. The Rabbi then comes back over to the commentary table and takes the torah off of it. He then brings the torah to the newly set up table, and delicately sets it on top of it. The Rabbi then kneels before the torah, opens it up, and begins to pray. His voice can be heard... and it sounds much less than plesant.

{commentary}
Dexter Copeland: Man... I won't even ask...

{cut to shot of the ring}
The ring announcer is in the ring once again.

{ring}
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! The CNWF Squared World Heavyweight Title is on the line! {loud cheering is heard} Introducing first: the challenger from Brooklyn, New York; weighing in at two-hundred eighty pounds... Jason Agony!

{cut to shot of the walkway}
Jason Agony steps out as the fans cheer him on. They really feel like seeing Donovan defeated once and for all and they feel Agony can do it. Agony has a big smile on his face as he makes his way to the ring. The demented man is most likely thinking about how he is going to tear into Donovan in just a few minutes.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Agony looks like he's in rare form tonight! I know he has the will ta pull off the impossible.

Dexter Copeland: Yeah... I agree! It looks like he be ready ta tear Donovan's head off!

Knee Johnson: Now don't you guys count out Donovan this soon. The match hasn't even begun. Heck, Agony ain't even in the ring yet!

Frenchie Parker: Well, I know you are probably on Donovan's side now, huh?

Knee Johnson: Agony's great, but Donovan's better.

Frenchie Parker: You seem to be fairly confused, Knee.

Knee Johnson: If Lex would let me bring my beer ta ringside, I'd be in better shape.

{cut to shot of the ring}
Jason Agony has entered the ring and is now waiting for his opponent.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: I can feel the tension building! This is gonna be a heck of a match! I don't think anyone's ready for what could happen!

Knee Johnson: Personally, I just have this gut feeling... I have a bad feeling about this match.

Dexter Copeland: Man... if dat's a gut feelin' you're havin', I suggest you get yo' ass to da men's room. And _fast_!

Frenchie Parker: Nice one!

{ring}
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, the CNWF Squared World Heavyweight Champion... Malibu Mike Donovan!

{cut to shot of the walkway}
"Malmusic" plays as Malibu Mike Donovan bursts out of the entranceway. Immediately the entire place is booing the man who is champion. Donovan is surrounded by gorgeous cheerleaders walking to the ring with him. Donovan has the World Championship belt strapped around his waist. They make their way slowly to the ring.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Donovan, quite possibly the most controversial wrestler in the history of the federation. He's your World Champion, folks.

Knee Johnson: I don't think anyone will forget the epic battle between Mike Donovan and the Beantown Bully at Broken Dreams '97. Boy did they go at it! It ended up with a controversial win by Mike Donovan and that's how he became champion. But for his very first match back from vacation, he has to put up the gold against Jason Agony! All I can say is "Good luck".

Dexter Copeland: Donovan is one arrogant bastard... that's fo' sho'.

Frenchie Parker: As great as Donovan is, it's still gonna take a lot of luck for him ta win this match!

{cut to shot of the ring}
Donovan enters the ring now. The time keeper is in the ring waiting for Donovan to give him the belt. However, before he does, Donovan walks to the center of the ring, puts his hands behind his head and gyrates his hips. The booing increases as a result of the arrogance displayed by the champion. After that, Donovan unstraps the belt and hands it to the ring attendant who quickly leaves the ring upon reception of the belt.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: You have ta wonder if this match is gonna go by unnoticed by the other wrestlers in the CNWF².

Knee Johnson: It's not gonna take us long ta find out!

{cut to shot of the walkway}
Suddenly "They Came to Boston" by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones begins to blare over the Public Address system. Both wrestlers stop brawling, as they turn their attention towards the entrance ramp. Suddenly, former CNWF² World Champion, the Beantown Bully steps out. The fans cheer wildy, as he looks into the ring, and Donovan looks to be shocked. The Bully smiles, and pulls out a microphone. The whole audience is cheering at this point.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: The Beantown Bully! I knew he had ta come out at a time like this just ta ruin things for Donovan!

Dexter Copeland: Now _dat's_ a'ight!

Knee Johnson: I have news for ya, Dex! Dat _ain't_ a'ight or whatever the hell you call it! This is pure crap and I'm tired of this kind of thing happening!

Dexter Copeland: Chill, Knee. It's not like you be out there facin' Agony.

{walkway}
Beantown Bully: Hey! Mikey! Is this the only way I can get through to ya? Lemme tell ya something. I've been callin' yer chicken ass out for weeks now. But there's one thing you don't do, Donovan. You _don't_ ignore the Bully. So what do I do? I come out here, during one of ya big title defenses, and I'm gonna lay it on the line for ya.

Me and you, Mikey...title or no title. I don't give a rat's ass 'bout yer little belt, anyway. Make it happen, Donovan. I'm sure you can arrange it.

{cut to shot of the ring}
Donovan looks to be quite disturbed by what Bully is telling him. The audience is cheering wildly as they see Donovan looking on in disbelief.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Go Bully!

Knee Johnson: Yeah! Get outta here!

Dexter Copeland: Maybe right here next week on Danger Zone we could see Beantown and Donovan in a match!

Frenchie Parker: Ya never know! I wouldn't be too surprised!

{walkway}
Beantown Bully: Oh yeah, Mikey...look behind you.

{ring}
Donovan turns around just in time to catch a clothesline from Jason Agony. The fans are cheering as the referee calls for the bell. The match has begun.

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Malibu Mike Donovan vs Jason Agony
6'-3", 252 lbs — 6'-6", 280 lbs
(One Fall, Singles match for the CNWF² World Heavyweight Championship)
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{ring}
Donovan was staggered by the clothesline, so Agony wastes no time in grabbing Donovan by the hair, and hitting his face against the nearest turnbuckle. Agony turns him around and delivers a huge chop right across Donovan's chest. The crowd is cheering as they see Agony manhandling Donovan. Agony throws Donovan out of the corner with a hip toss. He seems unstoppable.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Look at Agony go! He's got this crowd behind him all the way!

Dexter Copeland: Man, I'd hate to be Donovan right now! He's made a hell of a lot of enemies. Bully already ruined his concentration... at look what it's cost him!

Knee Johnson: You can't let this happen, Donovan!

{ring}
The fans are still cheering as Donovan gets back up and stumbles toward Agony. Donovan swings wildly, but Agony manages to duck the blow. Donovan does a complete turn and winds up in Agony's grasp... being set up for a chokeslam.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Oh my! Donovan didn't come prepared!

Dexter Copeland: Agony is really takin' it to Donovan!

Knee Johnson: Ah man! Agony's comin' on too strong! Please, Donovan! Get out of this! Damn... I can still hear that Rabbi's praying.

{ring}
Agony lifts Donovan into the air with a powerful chokeslam and slams him to the canvas. The audience is cheering once again very wildly. Agony waits a bit, taking in the moment, then goes for the cover.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: One! Two... Donovan kicked out!

Knee Johnson: Oh man that was scary! I can't believe he made it!

Dexter Copeland: Donovan's luck is gonna run out soon, though. I can feel it.

Knee Johnson: I have a bad feeling that this match isn't gonna be very long...

{ring}
Agony picks Donovan back up off the canvas and delivers a body slam. Donovan grasps his back in pain, but Agony soon takes care of that as he kicks Donovan several times while he's down. The cheering soars to a fever pitch... and so does the Rabbi's praying. It can be heard over the cheering audience.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Agony's on a roll!

Knee Johnson: Yeah? What match are you watching?

Frenchie Parker: I'm not kidding. Agony's about ta win this one, ya know?

Knee Johnson: That's not what I'm talking about! We need someone ta shut this Rabbi punk up!

Dexter Copeland: True dat!

Frenchie Parker: Oh yeah! No kidding! I think Agony's ready ta end this one, though!

Knee Johnson: Please, God! I need a mirical! Just one!

{ring}
Agony starts climbing to the top rope. Donovan staggers back up to his feet. He has absolutely no idea what's happening. He's in horrible physical condition. At this point, the Rabbi's praying gets to a fever pitch and even some nearby audience members start chanting "Shut up! Shut up!"

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Here we go! Agony's gonna do the "Stage Dive" on Donovan!

Knee Johnson: _NO_!

Dexter Copeland: _YEAH_!

{ring}
To everyone's surprise, Agony turns toward the Rabbi, and leaps off the turnbuckle towards him. That gets an even bigger cheering reaction from the audience.

{cut to ringside shot}
Agony connects with the flying clothesline and sends the Rabbi head first through the torah and through the table. The torah is shredded, thanks to the trip through the table and Rabbi's head. The audience is cheering wildly as Agony starts pummeling the Rabbi extensively. Rabbi isn't fighting back.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: It looks like Agony has had enough of that guy's voice!

Knee Johnson: But he tore the sacred torah! Doesn't that mean anything to you?

Dexter Copeland: Yeah! It means some guys should learn when ta shut they damn moufs!

Frenchie Parker: Ya know it!

{ringside}
Agony is still pummeling away at the Rabbi, then he decides to get back to the match. He quickly rolls back into the ring.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Okay! Here we go! Wait... what the heck?

{cut to shot of the ring}
Malibu Mike Donovan is nowhere to be found. The referee is counting away, and Jason Agony looks to be pissed.

{commentary}
Dexter Copeland: Ah man! Donovan flew da coop!

Knee Johnson: Where the hell is Donovan?

Frenchie Parker: I think he ran off!

{ring}
The referee finally makes it to the ten count and he calls for the bell. The audience is booing. A voice suddenly breaks out over the public address system.

Rabbi: Agony, you have disturbed God! Your punishment is awaiting you!

{Agony doesn't seem to care as he walks out of the ring, goes toward the time keeper, and takes the World Championship belt off the desk. Agony hoists it into the air to a very positive reaction from the audience. Agony shows the belt around the ring, then walks away with it.}

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Jason Agony by Countout
(Malibu Mike Donovan Retains the World Championship)
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{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Agony just stole the World Championship belt! The crowd is loving this! Sorry, but we have to go away!

{The shot fades to the ending credits with the Danger Zone music playing. After the credits are done, which really doesn't take that long, the music fades out and we are left with a black screen.}

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